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Whether worn in the street, at protests, or in creative spaces, this shirt functions as both apparel and commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal artwork by @fivedaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed tee carries a hand-drawn, satirical edge—bold black ink sketches on a soft, textured white shirt. The front shows a comic-style armored officer labeled “CLOWN PATROL,” rendered with rough linework that feels deliberately raw and irreverent. A small, cheeky portrait sits on the upper back, like a signature or wink. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a lived-in drape and matte color that settles into the fibers over time. Wear it when you want your outfit to speak with dry humor and streetwise attitude—it sits well under a worn jacket, at a late-night show, or while you’re out with friends debating the news. The relaxed fit and durable stitching mean it’s as comfortable for everyday wear as it is for layering through seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight and pre-shrunk for lasting comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular, seam-free body with double-needle stitched hems for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Relaxed fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) that layers well and keeps shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55277582188712,"sku":"12761840290061918463","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55277582221480,"sku":"17425031703705121714","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55277582254248,"sku":"30775727962426519346","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55277582287016,"sku":"23825932394429555736","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55277582319784,"sku":"11044724982390205007","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55277582352552,"sku":"32211060565362572638","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55277582385320,"sku":"22250379866412359271","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55277582418088,"sku":"16079318389905417930","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55277582450856,"sku":"31826765329712474914","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55277582483624,"sku":"87862514704491040055","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55277582516392,"sku":"12516521897446917095","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55277582549160,"sku":"51422165845043259210","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/4680\/0040\/files\/13355737916220529176_2048.jpg?v=1771562904","url":"https:\/\/fivedaze.store\/products\/clown-patrol-fuck-ice-t-shirt-satirical-illustration-tee","provider":"@fivedaze","version":"1.0","type":"link"}